I have literally spent every free second of the lasyt 48 hours reading tentoo/rose fanfic. Problem?
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thegoddamazon: A fuckload of classic literature: 1984 by George Orwell A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens Aesop’s Fables by Aesop Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud...
List of things.
Things I can’t do: Hang a spoon from my nose. Do a cartwheel Teleport (yet) Things I can do: Type 65 wpm Make a kickin chili make winning book selections Google fu the fuck out of things Find you a decent hotel anywhere for 100 dollars or less. What are you good at?
What the actual fuck, Ragnar?
I thought we were frenz. Then you went and knocked up Assface and cheated on Lagertha. Then there’s Gydda…don’t even get me started. Jerk.
Can I just take a minute to say that Vikings is the best show ever? I am having crazy Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan feels right now. ALSO THEY GOT THE MYTHOLOGY RIGHT OMG HOW WHAT>!>? IDEK MAN.
Strange City Labour Dispute: What Happened At... →
what-happened-at-strange-city: This blog has been created to keep everyone up to date with the recent labour dispute with Strange City, the reputable and well-known piercing and tattoo studio in Edmonton, AB. Clients, friends, and associates have been curious about the details so we wanted to let everyone know the current… Read the fuck out of this shit. As a long, long time customer...
Worst thing in the world: out getting groceries and suddenly needing to poop.
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
RIP Shannon Larratt, 1973-2013 The most inspiring man known to the Canadian body modification scene. It was a series of e-mails exchanged over the course of a month. In that time, a guy halfway across the country engaged me for life in the subculture of modification. Shannon was battling his ex-wife Rachel for ownership of BME/Modblog and IAM. I was entering into the world of body modification...
Odofemi: Here’s a thing about sex work. You want... →
odofemi: Here’s a thing about sex work. You want to know what the primary difference is between sex work and other jobs? Like all jobs, you have good days, days in which you love your job and your clients and are maybe even a little proud of the work that you do. And you have bad days, too, and sometimes those bad days can even be violent (like bad days as paramedics or fire fighters, or even as...
farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.
Poor Emma, when she turned eighteen, then the paparazzi just became criminals,...– Daniel Radcliffe (via watsonlove) this so needed to be said (via littlemissmutant)
becksiekate: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. Require.
SEX WORKER PROBLEMS: A Message to Tumblr Posters: →
strippr: If you do not have the permission of a sex worker (stripper, prostitute, cam girl, escort, porn performer, and others working in the sex industry) — DO NOT POST THE PHOTO. You could be endangering the person’s safety. Sex workers often have problems with stalkers, and putting an…
Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
queerpunkscout: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: cynically-colorblind: It’s one of the most misogynist things out there. dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual how about instead “please don’t call yourself a feminist if you...
A Personal Vendetta Against Sexual Harassment
By Me, a fringe sex worker, for sex workers. **Note, I am writing this from a place of privilege. I am working in a retail sex environment without the selling of my body. I’m a white girl presenting as female. I get it. ** But I am fucking sick as fuck of being grabbed, groped, fondled, flicked, licked, harassed, hair-pulled, spanked, smacked, slapped, tweaked or otherwise touched without...
Trying to find a dj for the wedding has...
Me: so we are looking for a mix of rock, metal and some oldies.
Dj: you mean like nickelback?
Me: /facepalm NEXT!
Dj: oh like elvis and ozzy?
Me: close, but we also want some heavy stuff like amon amarth for us and our friends later in the night.
Dj: amon a who?